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Oz driver pulled with todger in pasta sauce jar

<h4>Continued to crack one off 'while resisting arrest'</h4> <p>An Oz driver has been fined AU$600 for "offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction" after cracking one off into a pasta sauce jar even as coppers attempted to subdue him with batons and capiscum spray following a "slow-speed" car chase through Newcastle, New South Wales.?</p><a href="http://ad.uk.doubleclick.net/jump/reg.rss.4159/main;sz=336x280;ord=1234567895?" target="_blank"><img src="http://ad.uk.doubleclick.net/ad/reg.rss.4159/main;sz=336x280;ord=1234567895?" border="0" alt=""></a>