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Boffins: Gigantic crustacean sperm is 'viable strategy'

<h4>Ostracods' jumbo jism is 10x longer than own bodies</h4> <p>A crack team of international boffins has uncovered startling facts anent certain species of crustaceans which produce sperm ten times as long as their own bodies. If human males produced such "giant sperm", according to the scientists, the result would be tadpole-esque horrors 17 metres long.?</p><p><a href="http://whitepapers.theregister.co.uk/paper/view/859/atth0s1n.pdf?td=rss">The power of collaboration within unified communications</a></p>